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Marshall Dillon and Festus are in the buckboard headed to Miss Kitty's for Thanksgiving dinner.
"Clip-clop, clip-clop," came the sound of the horses hooves.
Festus: "Matthew, look at that bull a-screwin' that cow!"
Marshall Dillon: "Festus, since we are going to Miss Kitty's you should clean up your language. That bull is 'servicing' that cow."
Clip-clop, clip-clop.
Festus: "Matthew, look at that stallion a-screwing that mare!"
Marshall Dillon: "Festus, I don't want to have to tell you again. Clean up your language. That stallion is 'servicing' that mare."
"Clip-clop, clip-clop," the sound thundered out as they rode along on their horses.
Marshall Dillon and Festus arrived at Miss Kitty's. They were seated around a beautiful Thanksgiving table with turkey and all the trimmings.
Miss Kitty: "Matt, would you be so kind as to service the turkey?"
{pause}
Festus: Matthew, if you do, I'm a-fixin' to piss in the gravy!
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